Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

• Had a beer
• Smoked an entire cigarette
• Written on a bathroom wall.
• Read a George Orwell book. 
• Had a physical fight.
• Used Twitter.
• Listened to Lady Gaga
• Been in a car accident. 
• Gotten suspended. 
• Gotten expelled.
• Been allergic to something.
• Got a computer virus.
• Touched a real gun.
• Had a dog.
• Had a cat
• Been pregnant.
• Camped out
• Swam in the ocean.
• Wore a bikini 
• Driven a car
• Been sent to the principal.
• Ever liked someone.
• Failed a class.
• Failed a test.
• Went to summer school.
• Got worse than a D
• Got A’s and B’s.
• Read an entire book.
• Recorded my own music.
• Had an xbox.
• Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 
• Wore fishnets.
• Wore skinny jeans.
• Hated someone.
• Been cheated on.
• Cheated on someone.
• Practised Christianity.
• Worn makeup.
• Lied to my parents about where I was going.
• Had surgery.
• Had my license.
• Self harmed.
• Worn coloured contacts.
• Painted my nails black.
• Broken someone’s heart. 
• Had my heart broken.
• Cried for an hour straight.
• Lost something very valuable.
• Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
• Broken a bone.
• Gotten stung by a bee.
• Eaten something bad/expired
• Threw up from being so drunk.
• Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
• Danced with someone of the same sex.
• Owned an ipod
• Owned an iphone.
• Fell for a best friend.
• Stole a friend’s significant other.
• Went far away from home for more than a week.
• Moved out.
• Ran away.
• Had a job.
• Been fired.
• Lied to a friend.
• Lied to a family member.
• Had a Facebook.
• Posted a video on Youtube.
• Started a rumor about someone.
• Talked bad about someone
• Deliberately failed a test.
• Been skinny dipping.
• Counted to a million.
• Counted to a thousand.
• Ate rabbit meat.
• Ate duck meat.
• Had fast food.
• Been to Church.
• Been to Canada.
• Been married.
• Had a divorce.
• Broke a glass.
• Hugged someone today.
• Texted someone today.
• Received a phone call today.
• Threw something out of the window.
• Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
• Wished you were somebody else.
• Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
• Been to a concert
• Seen your favourite band live
• Met a celebrity
• Met your favourite band 
• Own more than 10 CD’s