ashtonforpresident:

daddy ashton would be so awful with domestic duties with lil baby girl irwin he’d try to make chicken nuggets and fries but he’d forget to turn them halfway through so they’d still be half-frozen and he’d try to give lil baby girl irwin a bubble bath but he’d put too much soap in so lil baby girl irwin would just be a tiny poof of golden blond curls amongst an entire sea of bubbles